i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
Let everything happen to you. Beauty and terror. Just keep going. No feeling is final.
— Rainer Maria Rilke (via the-healing-nest)
if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.